And the Hares!!!!

CHORUS:
RA: And the hares,
Circle: And the hares,
RA: And the hares,
Circle: And the hares,
ALL: And the hares,
On her d!cky-di-doe,
Hangs down to her knees.
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of sh!te on,
And one with a little light on,
to show us the way.
RA: And the hares,
Circle: And the hares,
RA: And the hares,
ALL: And the hares,
On her d!cky-di-doe,
Hung down to her knees.

VERSES:

Raise a pint of lager.....
Time to get a little creative and think up a verse.........................

Why Are We Waiting?

Why are we waiting,
We could be m@sturbating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So f*cking long.

Oh, why are we waiting,
Could be forn!cating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So f*cking long!

(Continues until they finish or wear it)

Traditional Down Down Song

He's a hasher, he's OK, 
Works all day comes out to play, 
Drinks it down without complaint, 
Or he wears it well. 
Drink it
Wear it
Drink it
Wear it
Wear it
Wear it

 Ball Game 

Whip it out at the ball game 
Wave it round at the crowd 
Dip it peanuts and crackerjack 
I don't care if you give it a whack 
Because it's 
Beat your meat at the ball game 
If you don't c#m it's a shame 
It's one, two 
And you're covered in goo 
At the old ball game.

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Dead Dog Rover 

I'm looking over, 
My dead dog Rover, 
That I over ran with the mower. 
One leg is missing, 
The other is gone, 
The third leg is shredded, 
All over the lawn. 
You see there's no use explaining, 
The one remaining, 
It's spinning on the carport floor, 
O' I'm looking over, 
My dead dog Rover, 
That I over ran, hey 
That I over ran, hey 
That I over ran with the mower! 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Did You Ever Wonder?

Have you ever wondered if your Mom gave Dad a blow job 
Right before she kissed you good night? 

Yes she did!!!!!!

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

He Ought to Be Publically pi$$ed Upon

He (she) ought to be publicly pi$$ed upon.
He (she) ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He (she) ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot. (Rot Rot!)
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)

(If used as a down down song:)
Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Birthday Song 

Happy birthday, f*ck you, 
Happy birthday, f*ck you, 
Happy birthday, you a$$hole, 
Happy birthday, f*ck you. 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Head who said head

Head who said head, I'll take some of that.
And we did, 
and it was good,
Then there was much rejoicing, and then we f*cked.
For hours and hours, uprooting trees shrubs and flowers.
Like vikings with horns on our head.
Head who said head, I'll take some of that
Yadda, yadda, yadda...................

HERE'S TO (HasherName) 

Here's to _______
He's true blue,
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pi$$pot,
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven, 
But he went the other way,

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Aahlawetta

CHORUS: 
Aahlawetta, gentile aahlawetta, 
Aahlawetta je te plumerai. 

LEADER: 
Does she have ze stringy hair? 

ALL: 
Oui, she has ze stringy hair, 

LEADER: 
Stringy hair, 

ALL: 
Stringy hair, 

LEADER: 
Aahlawett! Aah, Aah, Aah. . . 

CHORUS 

LEADER: 
Does she have ze furrowed brow? 

ALL: 
Yes she has ze furrowed brow, 

LEADER: 
Furrowed brow, 

ALL: 
Furrowed brow, 

LEADER: 
Stringy hair, 

ALL: 
Stringy hair, 

LEADER: 
Aahlawett! Aah, Aah, Aah. . . 

CHORUS 

Wooden eye (Yes I would!). . .
Broken nose. . .
Blow job lips. . .
c#m stained teeth. . .
Double chin. . .
Swinging tits. . .
Beer belly. . .
Bulbous butt. . .
Furry thing. . .
Thunder thighs. . .
Rug burned knees. . .
Pigeon toes. . .
LEADER:
Now isn't she a very nice girl?

ALL:
Yes she is a very nice girl,

LEADER:
With the...
(REPEAT ALL ABOVE)
 
 

Chicago

CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for a computer (a computer from the store)
A computer she wanted; my Wang she got, and I don't work there anymore.

A man came in for a telephone (a telephone from the store)
A.T.T. he wanted; T.I.T. he got (visual aids help), and I don't work there...

AND: a woman came in for a:
doughnut - glazed she wanted. cream filled she got
elevator - my shaft
carpet - laid
spring - BOINGed
screwdriver - screwed
hammer - nailed
T-bone - Tube Steak
carpet - pile she wanted, shagged she got
gun - banged
nylons - hosed
floppy disk - my hard drive
metaphysical conversation - f*cked
velvet - felt
liquor - lick her I did
bolts - my nuts
sailors - sem#n
ham - porked
cigarette - camel, humped
plastic - rubbers
plumbing - my pipe
pipe - hosed
stockings - hosing
liquid Plumber -pipes cleaned
canned ham - porked
gift wrapping - packed butter - spread
seafood - lobster , crabs
beer - 6-pack, ate
fabric - silk, felt
balloon - blown 
doughnut - my hole 
lollipop - $ucked 
horse - ridden 
carpet - shag he wanted, piles he got 
wheels - rimmed 
beer - Bush (w/visual aids)

Zulu Warrior

Olé zooma zooma zooma
Olé zooma zooma chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief
Drink it down you Zulu warrior
Drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief!

forn!cation

(Tune: Aahlawetta)

Chorus
forn!cation, I like forn!cation,
forn!cation, I like to forn!cate.

Songmaster: How I like to bump and grind.
Pack: Yes, he likes to bump and grind.
Songmaster: Bump and grind.
Pack: Bump and grind.
Songmaster: forn!cate.
Pack: forn!cate.
All: Oh, oh, oh, oohhh ...

Songmaster: How I love to be on top.
Pack: Yes, he loves to be on top.
Songmaster: Be on top.
Pack: Be on top.
Songmaster: Bump and grind.
Pack: Bump and grind.
Songmaster: forn!cate.
Pack: forn!cate.
All: Oh, oh, oh, oohhh ...

(Continue adding lines from the
additional verses below.)

How I love...
...It from behind
...To slam the salami
...To drive it in deep
...To bark like a dog
...It doggie style
...To pump and hump
...To ground her mound
...To give jungle love
...It in the dirt
...It on the sand
...It on a boat
...It in a car
...It in plane
...It on a bus
...It on a ... etc.

Happy Birthday Down Down Song

It's his (her) birthday, boo hoo hoo,
He (She) is (age) if she's a day,
Wishes he (she) was younger,
But there's no way!

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Shiggy-Shaggy

Shiggy-Shaggy, Shiggy-Shaggy
Oi! Oi! Oi!

Shiggy-Shaggy, Shiggy-Shaggy
Oi! Oi! Oi! etc...

(Continue until down down is completed.)

Why Was He (She) Born so Beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no f*cking use to anyone,
He's no f*cking use at all.

He may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the a$$hole to me.

\Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Where Were You Last Week?

Where, Oh Where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
So we f*cked all the virgins and drank all the Beer. 

Down, Down, Drink it all Down
Drink it all Down, Drink all of that Beer
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
Drink it all Down, Drink all of that Beer

Her Left Tit

Her left tit hangs down to her belly, 
Her right tit hangs down to her knee. 
If her left tit did equal her right tit, 
She'd get lots of weenie from me. 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

My One Skin Hangs Down to My Two Skin

My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three,
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.

CHORUS:
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me.

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting"
 

HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER(S)

Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's f*cked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
So drink motherf*cker,
Drink motherf*cker,
Drink motherf*cker,
Drink motherf*cker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

Little Brown Mouse

Oh, the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor, 
And the place was closed for the night, 
When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse, 
And sat in the pale moonlight. 

Oh, he lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor, 
And back on his haunches he sat, 
And all night long you could hear him roar, 
"BRING ON THE GODd@mNED CAT!" 

Oh, the cat came out and they had a little spat, 
And the cat ate up on the mouse, 
And the moral of the story is, 
DON'T f*ck WITH THE pu$$y ! 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Little Bird

There was a little bird, 
No bigger than a turd 
And he sat upon a telephone pole. 
He stuck out his little neck, 
And he shat about a peck 
As he puckered up his little a$$hole. 

a$$hole, a$$hole, a$$hole, a$$hole, 
As he puckered up his little a$$hole. 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)
 

A Small Hymn

Hymn, Hymn
f*ck Hymn

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)
 

Speed Racer (FRB/FBI Song)

Go speed racer,
Go speed racer,
Go speed racer Go

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)
 

What a Wank 

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, 
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, 
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, 
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank. 

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, 
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank wank. 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Were You Lonesome Tonight?

Were you lonesome tonight, 
Was the hash out of sight, 
Are you sorry you strayed from true trail? 

Did your throat feel real dry, 
Underneath the hot sky, 
When you thought of the beer did you wail? 

Are the sores on your feet, raw and filled up with puss? 
When you gazed down the road, did you pray for a bus? 
Are your legs filled with pain, 

Will you shortcut again, 
Tell me fool, were you lonesome tonight? 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

Shotcutting Song

A shortcutting we will go, 
A shortcutting we will go, 
Where's true trail? 
Hell I don't know, 
A shortcutting we will go. 

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

He's the Meanest

He's the meanest,
He $ucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's a$$. 

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's a$$. 

He's always pi$$ing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's a$$. 

So drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, he’s the meanest he’s a horses a$$!. 

I Like c*nt

I like c*nt,
I like c*nt,
Up against railings I've often stood,
f*cking young ladies and doing them good,
It's so much better than pulling your pud,
'Cause I like c*nt,
I like c*nt.

Father Abraham
(Warmup song)

Chorus
Father Abraham had seven sons.
And seven sons had Father Abraham.
And he never laughed, (Ha!)
And he never cried,(Waaaa!)
All he did was go like this.

With a left. (Hold left arm out, moving hand
to vertical
and back again, and sing chorus while doing
it.)

(Stop moving arm and drop to side, then start
over.)
With a left, (Start moving left arm
again.)
And a right. (Start moving right arm in same
fashion at same time as left, then sing chorus
again while doing so. This goes on adding
movements in order with each verse.)

With a left,
And a right,
And a left (Start moving left leg back an forth
to side along with the arms.)

With a left,
And a right,
And a left,
And a right, (Now you are doing jumping jacks)

(Repeat the limb positions, then:)
She's a!!! (Squat, do chorus with
the jumping jacks, shouting "She's a" and doing the
butt thrust after "Father Abraham and at the end
of each line except the last.)

(Repeat the previous positions, then:)
Ho! (Thrust your pevis forward and ending
with the chorus like this:)

Father Abraham (She's a Ho!) had seven sons (She's a Ho!)
And seven sons had Father Abraham (She's a Ho!)
And he never laughed (She's a Ho!)
And he never cried (She's a Ho!)
All he did was go like this

Dumb sh!t!!

Dumb, dumb, dumb sh!t,
Dumb sh!t, dumb sh!t,
Dumb, dumb, dumb sh!t,
Dumb sh!t dumb.

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)

$uck Swallow

$uck, swallow
$uck, swallow
$uck, swallow
Hurl!

$uck, swallow
$uck, swallow
$uck, swallow
Hurl!

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.
(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)
 

Do you like to drink beer

Do you like to drink beer,
Do you  hash run,
Do you like to hang out,
Where they're having all the fun?
So grab a cup of cheer
then bring it over here
and drink it down.....

Drinking down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

(Continue until down down is finished,
or go into "Why are you waiting".)