Hashing  Dictionary

• Alcohol Abuse: spilling or otherwise wasting beer at any time during a hash, especially during down-downs
   
• Annual General Meeting (AGM): in many hashes, the occasion for annual erections of hash mismanagement;
  in others, an excuse for a party; also Annual General pi$$ Up

   

• Annual General pi$$ Up (AGPU): see Annual General Meeting

   

• Aprés: dinner, drinking, or continued partying after hash formalities have concluded; see On-Afters,
  On-On-Ons, On-On-On-Ons

   

• "Are You?" (R U?): question shouted by the pack to FRBs, meaning "Are you on trail?"

   

• Arrow: directional trail mark; also see True Trail Arrow, Pack Arrow

   

• A-to-A: trail that ends where it starts

   

• A-to-B: point-to-point trail

   

• Auto-Hashing: hitching a ride to the end, a heinous violation of hash etiquette

   

• Back Check (BC): trail mark* indicating that runners should turn around and retrace their path while
  looking for true trail, which branched off somewhere before the BC; sometimes accompanied by a
  number indicating the number of marks the pack should go back before looking for true trail

   

• Bad Trail (BT): 1) a section of trail which goes nowhere; 2) trail mark* indicating the end of a BT;
  see also False Trail, YBF

   

• Balls Check: trail mark* indicating a check or intersection which must be solved by male hashers
  before the pack can proceed

   

• Bash: bicycle hash

   

• Basher: bicycle hasher

   

• Bashing: hashing by bicycle

   

• Beer: see pi$$

   

• Beer Check: 1) beverage stop; 2) trail mark* indicating a beverage stop

   

• Beer Master: mismanagement member in charge of ensuring an adequate beverage supply for hash events;
  also "biermeister"

   

• Beer Near: trail mark* indicating proximity of beverages; can be associated with a beer check, on-in, or
  on-home

   

• Blow Job: see Bad Trail

   

• Boob Check: trail mark* indicating a check or intersection which must be solved by female hashers before
  the pack can proceed

   

• Butt Chug: See Debauchery

   

• Butt Painting: See Debauchery

   

• B-Van: vehicle used to transport beer, food, hash bags

   

• Caught Hare: a hare who has been overtaken and physically caught by a member of the pack; normally
  honored during Down-Downs

   

• Chalk: basic substance used for marking trail; see also Flour, Paper

   

• Chalk Talk: trail instructions for virgin or visiting hashers

   

• Check: trail mark* indicating an intersection where true trail may take another direction

   

• "Checking!": answer shouted by FRB to pack when asked "Are You?", indicating that FRB has not determined
  whether the trail he's following is true or false

   

• Circle: assembly of hashers at trail's end, normally for the purpose of conducting down-downs

   

• Co-hare: hare's assistant . . . in many hashes it is normal to have two or more hares laying trail together;
  in others it is a rare event

   

• Couth Monger : see also Hash Devil

   

• C-word: euphemism for "competition" or "competitive"

   

• Dead Fucking Last (DFL): last member of pack to finish trail, sometimes honored during down-downs
  (though this goes against the grain of hashing's "non-competitive" ethos)

   

• Dead Hare: hare who lays the entire trail before the pack sets out; sometimes accompanies the pack to
  ensure it doesn't get lost (see Sweeper)

   

• Dead on Trail (DOT): hopelessly lost

   

• Debauchery: Any of several morale-building mixed-sex activities indulged in by hashers, usually during aprés,
  usually (but not always) confined to American hashing circles

   

• Doo-Loop: looping section of trail designed to slow down the pack and give the hare more lead

   

• Down-Down: the ceremony of quaffing a beverage (an honor)

   

• Down-Downs: the ceremony of honoring deserving hashers after the trail

   

• Down-Down Box: a clearly defined square or rectangular area in which all down-downs are consumed.
  Anyone who enters this box, for whatever reason, must do a down-down

   

• Eagle Trail: an optional section of trail, longer or more difficult than the standard trail

   

• Erections: mismanagement elections, normally accomplished during the AGM

   

• False Trail: see Bad Trail; a section of trail going nowhere, designed to slow down the pack and give the
  hare more lead

   

• F.B.A.C.: Fat Boys' Athletic Club; a kinder, gentler subset of the hashing community with rigorous
  membership standards

   

• Flour: a basic substance used to mark trail; see also Chalk, Paper

   

• Front Running Bastard (FRB): faster member of the pack, also the one member of the pack who finishes
  trail first (and is normally "honored" for same, since one should not be competitive)

   

• Full Moon: frequently an occasion for an evening hash; many kennels hash every full moon throughout the
  year

   

• "G" Day: February 11th. A.S. Gispert ("G"), the father of hashing, was killed in action defending Singapore
  from invading Japanese forces on this date in 1942

   

• Gay: general-use adjective used to describe something as limp, lame, bland, or wimpy; opposite of Slutty

   

• Grand Master: mismanagement member, ceremonial leader of the kennel; also Hash Master

   

• Grand Mattress: mismanagement member; sometimes used as the title for a female grand master

   

• Grand Mistress: mismanagement member; sometimes used as the title for a female grand master, but often
  used as the title for someone who organizes hash parties and dinners

   

• GrrrAnimals: matching or coordinated running attire worn by poofters, normally a punishable offense

   

• Hare: hasher who lays the trail; see Live Hare, Dead Hare

   

• Hare Arrow: trail mark*, normally means "true trail," but not always

   

• Hare Raiser: mismanagement member in charge of lining up hares for future trails

   

• Harrier: any hasher, male or female; in some hashes, a male hasher

   

• Harriette: female hasher

   

• Hash: 1) the Hash House Harriers, as in "I run with the hash"; 2) an individual kennel, as in "I run with the
  New York Hash"; 3) the actual event, as in "I'm hashing tonight"; 4) trail marks*, as in chalk, flour, or paper

   

• Hash Bag: bag of dry clothes and other post-trail necessities; see also Shag Bag

   

• Hash Cash: 1) mismanagement member; the treasurer; 2) financial resources of the hash

   

• Hash Crier: mismanagement member; calls other members to let them know when and where runs will
  start

   

• Hash Devil: mismanagement member; in some hashes, the person in charge of down-downs or singling
  hashers out for violations; see also Couth Monger

   

• Hasher: any Hash House Harrier

   

• Hash Etiquette: euphemism for "rule"; also see Rule # 1

   

• Hash Flash: hash photographer

   

• Hash God: see Self-Appointed Officious Assholes

   

• Hash Haberdasher: mismanagement member in charge of T-shirts, hats, mementos, etc

   

• Hash Harlot: mismanagement member, often a female religious adviser; meaning varies between kennels

   

• Hash Horn: mismanagement member; carries a horn or bugle on trail, blows it to encourage and guide
  the pack

   

• Hash House: 1) the Selangor Club in Kuala Lumpur, meeting place of the Mother Hash; 2) any hash hangout,
  usually a bar

   

• Hash House Harrier: any hasher

   

• Hash House Harriers (HHH or H3): 1) hashers; 2) the hash

   

• Hash House Horrors: hashers' children

   

• Hash Hymn: song sung by the pack during down-downs; see also International Hash Hymn

   

• Hashing: the act of running a hash trail

   

• Hash Master: mismanagement member; see Grand Master

   

• Hash Name: nickname, usually bestowed after a set number of runs or in honor of a notable incident;
  not used by all hashes

   

• Hash Olympics: games played during interhashes, usually involving drinking; can involve debauchery

   

• Hash Quack: mismanagement member in charge of administering first aid to injured hashers

   

• Hash Scribe: mismanagement member normally in charge of writing the hash trash

   

• Hash sh!t (Hash-It, Hash!t): offensive or embarrassing object given to a hasher for notable on-trail accomplishments, normally carried by the awardee on subsequent trails until it is awarded to someone
  else; sometimes also used as a nickname for the awardee

   

• Hash Trash: newsletter containing writeups of past runs and announcements of upcoming events

   

• Hash Time: an erratic measure of a precise phenomena. If the hash is scheduled to start at 2:00 pm, the
  actual start may be 2:17 or 2:29, or ???

   

• Hat: in most hashes, not to be worn while doing down-downs

   

• Hounds: the body of hashers in pursuit of the hare, see also Pack

   

• HUYA: a plunger, acronym stands for "head up your ass"

   

• Interhash: regional, national, or world hash gathering

   

• Intersection: see Check

   

• International Hash Hymn: "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"; see Hash Hymn

   

• Joint Master (JM): co-GM; in some hashes, an assistant to the GM

   

• Kennel: Hash House Harrier chapter or club

   

• Live Hare: hare who gets a nominal head start and is pursued by the pack as he lays trail

   

• Loop: see Doo-Loop

   

• Long-Cutting Bastard (LCB): 1) slower member of the pack; 2) someone who gets horribly lost and comes
  in late

   

• Mismanagement: hash officials; sometimes elected, sometimes appointed

   

• Mooning: mild form of debauchery

   

• Mother Hash: Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers, first organized in 1938, still going strong and an inspiration
  to us all (except for the bit about "no women")

   

• M-word: euphemism for "marathon"

   

• Naming Committee: group of hashers who bestow hash names upon new hashers

   

• Nash Hash: a national interhash

   

• New Boot: see Virgin

   

• New Shoe: drinking vessel used during down-downs; see also Tea Bag; heinous violation of hash etiquette

   

• No Blow: hasher who forgets his whistle, normally honored with a down-down

   

• On-Afters: see Aprés, On-On-Ons, On-On-On-Ons

   

• "On-Back": shouted by FRBs to the pack when FRBs encounter a back check

   

• On-Before: where hashers gather before the start of the hash, usually a public establishment

   

• On-Home: 1) trail's end, also On-In; 2) trail mark* indicating proximity to end

   

• On-In: see On-Home

   

• On-Off: start of trail

   

• "On-On": 1) shouted by FRBs or hounds to indicate they're on trail, sometimes used only to indicate true
  trail; 2) trail mark* in lieu of a true trail arrow

   

• On-On-Ons: see Aprés, On-Afters, On-On-On-Ons

   

• On-On-On-Ons: see Aprés, On-Afters, On-On-Ons

   

• "On-One" ("On-Two," etc): shouted by FRBs or hounds to indicate the number of flour marks they've seen
  on an unexplored trail, usually after a check

   

• On-Sec: mismanagement member normally in charge of hash rosters, run records, etc

   

• On-Sex: more than one on-sec

   

• "On the Ice!": 1) in many kennels, the block of ice upon which honorees sit during down-downs; 2) command
  given by the GM or RA to down-down recipients

   

• On-Up! (or down, under, over, through, etc): what hounds sound to let those following know that the trail
  has become a challenge and the type of challenge being encountered

   

• On-X: trail mark* meaning "on across," usually found near freeways, airport runways, rivers, etc

   

• Oz: Australia

   

• Pack: hashers in pursuit of the hare, also Hounds

   

• Pack Arrow: mark left by a member of the pack indicating direction taken; follow at your own peril

   

• Paper: basic substance used to mark trail; see also Chalk, Flour

   

• Pelican Drinking: See Debauchery

   

• Phantom Hare: secret hare, unknown to the pack

   

• Photo Hash: theme hash where a photograph shows the pack where to run to; another photograph will be
  hidden at that location, and so on . . . a variation is the "Clue Hash," where hashers find their way by written
  clues

   

• Pick-Up Hash: hash where the hare is chosen at the last minute, usually through a drawing or game of
  chance; head starts are shorter and the hare is expected to be caught often--the hound catching the hare
  becomes the next hare, and so on

   

• pi$$: see Beer

   

• pi$$ Drinking: See Debauchery

   

• pi$$ed: drunk

   

• "pi$$ Off": go away, get fucked, etc

   

• pi$$-Up: drinking session; a party

   

• pi$$ Wagon: see B-Van

   

• Player: obnoxious asshole; see also Poofter

   

• Poofter: literally, a homo; in hash use, 1) a homo; 2) anyone not welcome at the hash (see Rule # 6); 3)
  a poseur; 4) a person who hangs around the hash but isn't really a hasher; 5) a major whinger; 6) a
  non-contributor in general; 7) a "player"

   

• Poofterism: behavior associated with poofters

   

• Pre-Lay: act of laying the trail or sections thereof before the hash; sometimes a violation, sometimes not,
  depending on kennel traditions; like m@sturbation, widely practiced but seldom admitted

   

• Private Party: act of participating in a non-circle conversation, thereby showing disrespect to the GM
  during down-downs

   

• Queef: say what?

   

• Ranging: the process whereby certain hounds run with total disregard for the trail

   

• Receding Hareline: list of upcoming hash events, normally printed in the hash trash

   

• Red Dress Run: theme hash where hares and pack wear red dresses; variations include lingerie runs,
  mini-skirt runs, muumuu runs, nude runs, etc

   

• Regroup: trail mark* used in some hashes, where FRBs must wait for all members of the pack to arrive
  before setting out again

   

• Religious Adviser/Advisor (RA): mismanagement member normally in charge of blessing the hash and
  settling disputes over tradition; sometimes in charge of down-down ceremonies

   

• Respect: reverential attitude of right-thinking pack members toward the GM during the circle and
  down-downs

   

• Rule: universally-understood tenet of acceptable hash behavior; never called a "rule" but often euphemized
  as "tradition" or "hash etiquette"

   

  • Rule # 1: "There are no rules"

     

  • Rule # 2: "See Rule # 1"

     

  • Rule # 6: "No poofters!"

   

• R-word: euphemism for "race," "run," or "rule"

   

• Self-Appointed Officious Assholes: see Hash God

   

• Shag Bag: a bag of dry/warm clothing for use after the hash; see also Hash Bag

   

• Shandy: "lady's" down-down drink made of beer and ginger ale; most often seen in the UK or Down Under

   

• Shiggy: jungle, thick vegetation, rocks, cliffs, streams, etc; especially mud

   

• Shiggy-Shaggy (aka Zicky-Zacky): a chant made by the hash in response to anyone verbally screwing up.
  The offender must drink beer, but not necessarily a full down-down

   

• sh!tty: adjective used to describe a really good trail

   

• Short-Cutting: the act of attempting to short-cut the trail, see also Zenning

   

• Short-Cutting Bastard (SCB): habitual short-cutter, a title of esteem in most hashes

   

• Singapore Back Check (SBC): trail mark* indicating that true trail branched off somewhere between the
  SBC mark and the previous check

   

• Sixty-Nine: a number fraught with significance

   

• Slutty: general-use adjective used to describe something as strong, robust, or satisfying; opposite of Gay

   

• Song Master: mismanagement member; leads down-down songs

   

• Sweeper: hasher, normally an experienced member of the pack, assigned to follow the pack in order to
  ensure no one gets lost; this function is sometimes performed by a dead hare

   

• Tea Bag: sock or sole insert from a new shoe, the liquid from which is wrung out into a violator's mouth
  after he or she has finished a down-down from the offending footwear

   

• Tradition: euphemism for "rule"; also see Rule # 1

   

• Trail Recce: act of scouting a potential trail; hare practice

   

• True Trail: the correct trail that leads to the on-in

   

• True Trail Arrow: trail mark* indicating true trail

   

• Trusted Agent: Hound who has been told where the on-in is in case the pack gets lost

   

• Turkey Trail: optional section of trail, normally shorter and easier than the main trail

   

• Turtle Check: trail mark* indicating that FRBs should wait at the mark until the slower hashers (the turtles)
  have caught up; normally used on dead hare trails to keep the pack together (in some hashes this is known
  as a Circle Check)

   

• Up-Up: trail mark used to taunt the pack on a hilly trail

   

• Violation: any infraction of hash etiquette or tradition, on- or off-trail

   

• Violator: he or she who must be punished, normally by down-down

   

• Virgin: first-time hasher; also applied to first-time hare

   

• Virgin Lay: 1) a virgin hare's first trail; 2) a new kennel's first hash

   

• Walkers: infant, infirm, or elderly hashers

   

• Wanker: literally, a m@sturbator; in English/Australian use, a sort of "Sad Sack" character; in hash use, an
  everyday hasher

   

• Wherdafugarwee?: from a hash song, what a hound might say when lost

   

• Whinge: whine

   

• Whinger: whiner; see also Poofter

   

• Whinging: whining

   

• X: trail mark* used to indicate a check or intersection

   

• Yak Circle: a clearly defined circle next to the Down-Down Box in which all vomitus is deposited

   

• YBF: bad trail mark*; stands for "You've Been Fucked"

   

• Zenning: striking out cross-country in anticipation of finding the on-in; see also Short-Cutting

   

• Zicky-Zacky: see Shiggy-Shaggy

* astericked trail marks are normally made only by the hares; non-astericked trail marks may be made by either
the hares or members of the pack